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I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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