turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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