Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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