Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Can I color on your dick again?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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