yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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