Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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