There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I think your dad took our porno
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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