ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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