Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Randomize
