I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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