is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
