Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
it's like heaven, but drunker
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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