she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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