ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
