I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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