Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
