"it" just moved
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
