Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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