Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
why is half of my head shaved?
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