They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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