Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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