remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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