you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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