ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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