A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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