Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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