We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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