My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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