White coat. Heels.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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