It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Girls should come with a carfax report
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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