i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
So much Jack, so little girl.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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