I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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