Define "chronic" masturbator.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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