I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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