so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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