On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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