what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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