I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Too much gin, very little bucket
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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