I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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