I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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