He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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