I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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