is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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