Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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