i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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