he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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