is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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