laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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