I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I want a musical about memes.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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