I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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