I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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