I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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